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Editorial sacred-geometry artwork for Smiley Decaf; not a documentary photograph
Editorial sacred-geometry artwork for Smiley Decaf; not a documentary photograph

Editorial illustration

Editorial sacred-geometry artwork for Smiley Decaf; not a documentary photograph

Editorial illustration

Editorial sacred-geometry artwork for Smiley Decaf; not a documentary photograph

Editorial illustration

Roaster website
Country
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Region
Not publicly disclosed
Town
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Farm / Station
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Farmer / Producer
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Species
Arabica
Type
Not specified
Grade
Not specified
Variety
Not publicly disclosed
Process
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Roast
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Tasting notes
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Fermentation
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Drying
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Product page
Date reviewed
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Why some details are blank
  • country id / region idThe exact current catalog publishes no origin; the prior Colombia relationship was unsupported and removed.
  • farm id / producer idNo farm or producer is published for this exact case offer.
  • variety idThe exact current catalog leaves variety blank.
  • process idNeither the green-coffee process nor the decaffeination method is publicly disclosed for this exact case offer.
  • harvest / elevationNo harvest date, crop year or elevation is published.
  • fermentation / dryingNo fermentation or drying protocol is published.
  • roast level / tasting notesThe accessible exact evidence publishes neither a conventional roast level nor tasting notes.
The transparency chain

FROM THE BAG
BACK TO THE LAND.

Every link we could verify, traced in one place. Follow the chain as far as it goes — when the industry doesn't disclose a link, we say so instead of guessing.

  1. 01
    The name on the bag
    Smiley Decaf
  2. 02
  3. 03
    The roaster
  4. 04
    The variety
    Not publicly disclosed
  5. 05
    The farm
    Not disclosed
  6. 06
    The farmer
    Not disclosed
  7. 07
    The region
    Not publicly disclosed
  8. 08
    The country
    Not disclosed
From the roaster

Onyx Coffee Lab provides this Colombian decaf as a consistent, high-quality solution for wholesale partners looking to maintain a reliable decaffeinated menu.

Why this coffee is noteworthy

This coffee is a dedicated wholesale-only decaf offering from Onyx Coffee Lab, specifically curated to serve as a versatile, clean, and balanced option for espresso and filter brewing in commercial settings.

The honest process breakdown

WHAT DID THEY ACTUALLY
DO TO THIS COFFEE?

01
Offer identity

The exact listing identifies Smiley Coffee Decaf in a five-pound case format, produced by Onyx Coffee Lab, at $116 and sold out.

02
Public evidence limit

Onyx’s exact product page is permission-gated. The current exact catalog leaves origin, process, variety, altitude, harvest, roast, brew guidance and cupping score blank.

03
Editorial correction

Unsupported Colombia, washed-process and single-origin classifications were removed. No decaffeination method was inferred from other Onyx decafs or broader programs.

What was added?

No flavoring, processing additive or decaffeination method is publicly disclosed for this exact case offer.

What wasn't added?

Origin, region, farm, producer, variety, green-coffee process, decaffeination method, harvest, elevation, fermentation, drying, roast level and tasting notes remain unavailable.

Why it matters

Decaf method and lot provenance materially affect identity; carrying details from another Onyx decaf would create a false exact-product association.

What you might taste

No exact-product tasting notes are published in the accessible evidence, so none are supplied.

Sources for these process claims
  • · https://onyxcoffeelab.com/products/smiley-coffee-decaf-5lb-case
  • · https://www.coffeedb.pro/coffees/a61822cc-f894-4626-b582-f55fef9e6963
Coffee profile

In the database. Not tasted. Not scored.

This coffee is in our database because we can reliably document it — but we haven't tasted and scored it yet, and we never publish a score we haven't earned.

Outside reviews and internet discussion — is kept clearly separate from our own review. When we taste it, our full review appears here.

The internet pulse

What the internet is saying about this coffee

Research complete — no qualifying reviews yet

Our research pipeline scanned public reviews, videos, forums and discussions for this coffee (last pass 2026-10-31) and found no independent review of this exact release that meets our verification standards. When qualifying sources appear, they'll be published here.

What we found

Method: searches required an independently authored tasting assessment of the exact five-pound case offer. The exact coffeeDB page is a product catalog without tasting commentary or a score; seller pages, café reviews, generic Onyx decaf material and other decaf releases were excluded.

Until then, meet the people behind it: